Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes & Texting Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."
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The always tongue-in-cheek, if not over the top offensive, Onion News Network presents an entire movie of nonsense and insults to every demographic.
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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Dragon Tank
Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.
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Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?
In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?
From The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
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YouTube to Users - Make a video that doesnt suck
This just in... YouTube has challenged its user base to create a video that doesn’t suck! Possible rewards maybe available, but probably not...
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