Yet another excellent discovery from "Joe Rogan podcast, by day, all night"! LYRICS: My dinner's on fire while she watches TV And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can She's got time for the dog and none for her man And I'm no dope, but I can't cope So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, I don't need the ag On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle And I can't cope -- piss up a rope Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle For the last 6 months I been packin' your bag You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope You can piss up a rope And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin' Pack your bag, I don't need the ag On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin' You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle And I can't cope -- piss up a rope [chorus twice]
Ween,
piss
up
a
rope,
Joe
Rogan,
pocast,
marital
issues,
marriage,
wife
problems,
girl
trouble
Channels:
Music
Funny
Personal Videos
Added: 437 days ago by
bryan
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How To Get A Girl Interested In You
AskMen gets advice from a member of the female persuasion.
AskMen,
how
to
get
a
girl
interested
in
you,
dating
advice
Channels:
Educational
Adult/Sexual
Added: 467 days ago by
AskMen
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Japanese Girl Explains THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
As the end credits rolled for the first Stars Wars, Mika asked to see the next (THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK) right away. This is what she thought of it. English is not her native language.
japanese
girl,
explains,
Star
Wars,
Empire
Strikes
Back,
Darth
Vader,
Yoda,
Mika,
japan,
english
second
language
Channels:
1980s
Art & Animation
Funny
Added: 475 days ago by
bcmoney
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Japanese Girl Explains RETURN of the JEDI
Mika completes the StarWars trilogy. English is not her native language.
japanese
girl
explains
Star
Wars
Return
of
the
Jedi
Darth
Vader
Emperor
Yoda
Luke
Mika
japan
english
second
language
Channels:
1980s
Art & Animation
Funny
Added: 475 days ago by
bcmoney
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Japanese Girl Explains STAR WARS
This is Mika's impression of the first Star Wars film, Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope (1977) after seeing it for the first time. She did a comical yet good job, despite the fact that English is not her native language.
japanese
girl,
explains,
Star
Wars,
Mika,
japan,
english
second
language
Channels:
1970s
Art & Animation
Science Fiction
Added: 475 days ago by
bcmoney
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Star Wars Stormtrooper - Take Your Kids To Work Day
Gary the Stormtrooper needs to spend more time with his little girl while he crushes the Rebel Alliance and looks for missing droids.
Star
Wars,
take
your
kids
to
work
day,
AdultSwim,
RobotChicken,
stormtrooper,
rebel
alliance,
little
girl
Channels:
Art & Animation
Stupid Video
Funny
Added: 504 days ago by
bcmoney
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Texting & Walking is hazardous to your health
This message brought to you by the Texters' Anonyous concerned anti-texting group... Please don't text while performing critical motor skills, and especially don't put yourself or others in danger. This is almost but not quite as powerful as the infamous (warning: GRAPHIC) Texting while Driving advert.
texting,
walking,
girl
falls
into
fountain,
Berkshire
Mall
Channels:
Humor
Causes
Technology
Added: 855 days ago by
bcmoney
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A blowjob's a blowjob, right?
By Derrick Comedy
blowjob
girl
derrick
comedy
derrickcomedy
sketch
funny
Channels:
Humor
College
Adult/Sexual
Added: 1410 days ago by
CollegeHumor
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Girl Cries After Getting Porn From Santa
Dec. 28: A Tennessee girl bursts into tears after her new MP3 player comes loaded with pornography. WSMV-TV's Nancy Amons reports.
Girl
cries
after
getting
porn
from
Santa
Tennessee
tears
crying
MP3
player
pornography
WSMV-TV
Nancy
Amons
Channels:
Special Interests
News
Adult/Sexual
Added: 1607 days ago by
thesns
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GHOST GIRL Causes REAL Car Crash
(PORTUGAL) THE CASE OF THE GHOST GIRL CAR CRASH - This video documenting an unsolved mysetery in Portugal involving 3 young people and a possible Ghost is in Portuguese with English Subtitles pre-applied to the video... (Video not recommended to kids, people hypersensitive and with problems to heart).
ghost
girl
car
crash
horror
Portugal
accident
Paranormal
ghosts
souls
spirits
spirit
orb
or
Channels:
Horror
Weird & Unexplainable
Added: 1660 days ago by
bryan
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Spectacular Sticky Note Experiment
Don't tell your boss you goof off at work. Learn how to make your own Sticky Note Experiment and check out Samurai Girl on ABC Family, www.abcfamily.com! www.eepybird.com!
Spectacular
Sticky
Note
Experiment
office
workers
slack
off
have
fun
at
work
ABC
Samurai
Girl
Channels:
Humor
Movies & Trailers
Stupid Video
Added: 1684 days ago by
thesns
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Volvo is about the simultaneous dissolution and creation of relationships. A husband and wife's relationship is strained by an infidelity, which threatens to tear them apart. Meanwhile, their son meets a young girl and, for perhaps the first time, feels a connection to someone he desperately needs. These couples share only two things: their desire to be someplace else and their mode of transportation. The story takes place entirely inside the family Volvo as the couples find themselves bound together by the inexplicable pull and irreversible push of fate.
Directed By: Justin Smith, Aaron Butler
volvo
travel
infidelity
husband
girl
fortune
first
love
drama
car
boy
wife
Channels:
Special Interests
Motor Enthusiasts
Personal Videos
Added: 1699 days ago by
ReelKid
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The first in a series of clips of dolphins humping people...
Dolphin
Humps
Man
Nelly
Furtado
Promiscuous
Girl
Mammal
getting
busy
Channels:
Stupid Video
Pets & Animals
Weird & Unexplainable
Added: 1723 days ago by
StupidVideos
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This is what happens when a dweeb has a sorta-clever idea how to get a lot of people to view his youtube video. Over 8 million?...Honestly?
Channels:
Stupid Video
Added: 1734 days ago by
bryan
Views: 1227 |
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Caught yah!
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Personal Videos
Added: 1739 days ago by
vltz
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