The 55 Best 'Simpsons' Headlines [GALLERY]
When it comes down to it, this list could've been much larger. So let's really just consider these 55 OF THE best headlines from "The Simpsons." It's safe the say these guys know what they're doing.
Many of these were archived by the great folks at SimpsonCrazy.
[GALLERY],
TheSimpsons,
Simpson,
Matt
Groening,
55
best
headlines,
comical
newspaper
headline,
image
gallery
Channels:
Art & Animation
News
Funny
Added: 786 days ago by
bcmoney
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The Simpsons - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (s11e06)
Homer breaks his tea party date with Maggie to go bowling, lying that there is an emergency at the plant. The lie is revealed when Homer bowls a perfect 300 and attracts the attention of the media. Because of his accomplishment, Homer becomes a celebrity, appearing on The Springfield Squares with Bumblebee Man, Sideshow Mel, and his old nemesis, Ron Howard. But fame proves fickle and Homer quickly goes from Man of the Moment to Where Are They Now? Depressed, he decides to devote his life to his children. Bart and Lisa don't really take to his extra-aggressive parenting, but Maggie can't refuse, mostly because she can't speak. Homer takes Maggie to a Daddy and Me swim class but she's too scared to go in the water. Later, Homer nearly drowns and only Maggie can save him. Homer realizes that he might not have fame, but he'll always have his baby.
The
Simpsons
role
model
hellow
gutter
fadder
Koyaanisqatsi
spoof
stop-motion
Homer
Simpson
bowling
bowls
a
perfect
game
Channels:
1990s
Humor
Art & Animation
Added: 1132 days ago by
Acolin
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"They let the genie out of the bottle with this one, and the big money can't put it back in."A Film By Christian Laurette - After a serious head injury in 1997, Rick Simpson sought relief from his medical condition through the use of medicinal hemp oil. When Rick discovered that the hemp oil (with its high concentration of T.H.C.) cured cancers and other illnesses, he tried to share it with as many people as he could free of charge - curing and controlling literally hundreds of people's illnesses... but when the story went public, the long arm of the law snatched the medicine - leaving potentially thousands of people without their cancer treatments - and leaving Rick with unconsitutional charges of possessing and trafficking marijuana!Canada is in the middle of a CANCER EPIDEMIC! Meet the people who were not allowed to testify on Rick's behalf at the Supreme Court of Canada's Infamous Rick Simpson Trial on September 10, 2007... INCLUDING A MAN WHO WAS CURED OF TERMINAL CANCER USING HEMP OIL!IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE DOCUMENTARY THIS YEAR... MAKE IT THIS ONE!Download the whole movie for free and share it... at http://www.phoenixtearsmovie.com
anti-cancer
cancer
marijuana
THC
hemp
oil
Rick
Simpson
terminal
cancer
cure
cannabis
Christian
Laurette
health
medicine
Channels:
Causes
Special Interests
Money & Politics
Added: 1449 days ago by
moxy
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Directed by Joseph Khan.
Shady/Aftermath/Interscope 2009.
One word: Hilarious.
Eminem
relapse
slimshady
we
made
you
joseph
khan
aftermath
interscope
dr
dre
dr.dre
rap
hiphop
Sarah
Palin
Jessica
Simpson
Lindsay
Lohan
Kim
Kardashian
ghetto
booty
rockstar
Bobby
Lee
Star
Trek
Channels:
Humor
Music
Stupid Video
Added: 1501 days ago by
mbrison
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Someone channels Bart Simpson and pulls a classic April Fools prank on their local news station. You'd think the anchors would stop after, say, the 10th joke name, but either journalistic integrity or complete ignorance carries them through the whole list.
April
Fools
stupid
reporters
Bart
Simpson
funny
fake
names
Channels:
Humor
Stupid Video
Adult/Sexual
Added: 1502 days ago by
bryan
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