Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes & Texting Euthanized 03:10

Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes & Texting Euthanized

1444 views, 3087 days ago

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

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Americans Now Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk 01:52

Americans Now Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk

3409 views, 3456 days ago

Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.


CIA's Facebook Program to Cut Snooping Costs Dramatically 03:58

CIA's Facebook Program to Cut Snooping Costs Dramatically

1973 views, 3583 days ago

Comical look at the tragedy that is excessive self-publication via Facebook.
Courtesy of The Onion:

The Onion (2008) 01:12:32

The Onion (2008)

1852 views, 3947 days ago

The always tongue-in-cheek, if not over the top offensive, Onion News Network presents an entire movie of nonsense and insults to every demographic.

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat 01:30

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

2218 views, 4064 days ago

Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.


Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son 02:52

Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

3969 views, 4096 days ago

Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.


Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Kids 02:46

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Kids

3331 views, 4148 days ago

'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.


Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving 02:09

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving

2261 views, 4167 days ago

Google death camp of tolerance...


Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Dragon Tank 02:05

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Dragon Tank

3820 views, 4198 days ago

Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.


Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich? 02:42

Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?

5263 views, 4334 days ago

In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?

From The Onion, America's Finest News Source.


Are Violent Video Games Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? 02:05

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

4177 views, 4336 days ago

Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.


YouTube to Users - Make a video that doesnt suck 02:31

YouTube to Users - Make a video that doesnt suck

4387 views, 4345 days ago

This just in... YouTube has challenged its user base to create a video that doesn’t suck! Possible rewards maybe available, but probably not...


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