Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes & Texting Euthanized 03:10

Brain-Dead Teen Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes & Texting Euthanized

1315 views, 2858 days ago

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay."

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Americans Now Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk 01:52

Americans Now Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk

3213 views, 3226 days ago

Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.


CIA's Facebook Program to Cut Snooping Costs Dramatically 03:58

CIA's Facebook Program to Cut Snooping Costs Dramatically

1857 views, 3353 days ago

Comical look at the tragedy that is excessive self-publication via Facebook.
Courtesy of The Onion:

The Onion (2008) 01:12:32

The Onion (2008)

1744 views, 3718 days ago

The always tongue-in-cheek, if not over the top offensive, Onion News Network presents an entire movie of nonsense and insults to every demographic.

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat 01:30

Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

2102 views, 3834 days ago

Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.


Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son 02:52

Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

3845 views, 3866 days ago

Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.


Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Kids 02:46

Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Kids

3200 views, 3919 days ago

'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.


Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving 02:09

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving

2122 views, 3938 days ago

Google death camp of tolerance...


Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Dragon Tank 02:05

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Dragon Tank

3696 views, 3969 days ago

Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.


Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich? 02:42

Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?

5070 views, 4104 days ago

In The Know: Are America's Rich Falling Behind The Super-Rich?

From The Onion, America's Finest News Source.


Are Violent Video Games Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? 02:05

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

4041 views, 4106 days ago

Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.


YouTube to Users - Make a video that doesnt suck 02:31

YouTube to Users - Make a video that doesnt suck

4227 views, 4116 days ago

This just in... YouTube has challenged its user base to create a video that doesn’t suck! Possible rewards maybe available, but probably not...


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